February 2012
473 posts
normal people: oh look, he's so cute and he's only three years older than me, nbd!
me: he is so fucking perfect and he's only like thirty five to forty years older then me. that could totally work.
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When people insult me When people insult my humor When people insult my face When people insult my opinion When people insult Michael Jackson
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“check out the lorax, it’s one of a kind. get your tickets, step in line....”
– zac efron’s lorax freestyle
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but hoes gon' be hoes, so i couldn't blame tammy
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my butt hurts :""""""""""""(
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